to be teh 1337 t-bone player yo
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ok so I went to camp, and my teacher showed me that if you just take the slide of a trombone, and put the moutpiece at the corner of your mouth at an angle and cover the opening where the horn would normall collect and move your slide, then you make a funny buzzing sound
plus your lips feel funny, cuz it's like...a vacuum or something
I dont know, just go buy a trombone and see foryourself! You'll be entertained for hours!